when i say ‘the internet’ i actually just mean tumblr
June 2013
14 posts
NEVER FORGET
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
#HufflepuffsAreTheBest
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
Hufflepuffs are so underrated
Hufflepuffs are the Canadians of Harry Potter.
Do Hufflepuffs eat canadian bacon?
I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
AHHAAHAAH
- i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
- and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
- AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
- WELL FUCK YOU
- MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.
You know what that means?
You matter
this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen
May 2013
21 posts
Hey guys! Sorry I haven’t been on as much, I promise to be on more and I hope you are all having a wonderful day :)
You all rock my socks
So enjoy this gif of Dumbledore dancing :)
Someone else said it…. but I mean it just as much XD
What are the funniest quotes from Disney Movies?
How many of these Disney Movie quotes can you remember? The last one is just hilarious LOL XD!
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
March 2013
3 posts
February 2013
10 posts
What happened between the 19 years after the war
- Hermione says that Draco became a deatheater against his will: Shacklebolt forgives Draco.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place: Draco still can't stand her.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place: Draco is threatened of losing his job if he doesn't stop calling Hermione names.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place: Civilness develops.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place: Friendship develops.
- Draco invites Hermione, Harry, etc. to his ball at the manor: Hermione looks stunning.
- Draco invites Hermione, Harry, etc. to his party at the manor: Hermione and Draco "accidentally" kiss, thanks to Draco, he is a Slytherin after all.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place (day after the ball): Awkwardness...
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place (day after the ball): Draco gets over his awkwardness and invites Hermione for a lunch.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place (day after the ball): Hermione agrees.
- Hermione and Draco having lunch: They chat about Hogwarts and their years there, blah blah blah.
- Hermione and Draco having lunch: Draco "accidentally" kisses Hermione, well that's new, what a shocker.
- Hermione and Draco having lunch: Awkwardness, before Hermione excuses herself.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place (after their lunch): Draco tries his charms on Hermione.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place (after their lunch): Let's spell a word out for Draco - F A I L U R E.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place (after their lunch): Though Hermione isn't mad.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place (after their lunch): Draco nervously asks Hermione to have dinner with him at the manor.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place (after their lunch): Hermione, thinking it's just a friendly invitation, accepts his offer.
- Hermione and Draco having dinner at the manor: Hermione is lecturing him about SPEW, excuse me, S.P.E.W., how he shouldn't have so many house elves, well you know the rest.
- Hermione and Draco having dinner at the manor: Draco shuts her up by kissing her.
- Hermione and Draco having dinner at the manor: Hermione is surprisingly turned on.
- Hermione and Draco having dinner at the manor: Draco carries her to his room.
- Hermione and Draco having dinner at the manor: Hermione is no longer a virgin, need I say more?
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place (day after what Hermione calls a mistake): Everything about Hermione now turns Draco on.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place (day after what Hermione calls a mistake): Hermione is not talking at all.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place (day after what Hermione calls a mistake): Draco finds an excuse to kiss her.
- Hermione and Draco work at the same place (day after what Hermione calls a mistake): Hermione can't help her hormones, she kisses him back.
- The next day: Draco's feelings for Hermione (which first developed during their night at the manor) are becoming more.
- The same day: Draco sees Hermione kissing Weaselbee (however you spell it)??? When did those two become an item???
- The same day: Draco is upset.
- The next day: Hermione finally forgives Draco, saying it was a huge mistake.
- Just Draco's POV: "Romione" is the cover of every newspaper.
- Just Draco's POV: Draco is obv not happy.
- Is this what heartbreak feels like?, are Draco's thoughts: "HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER, THE BRIGHTEST WITCH OF HER AGE, IS ENGAGED TO RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY, THE LOYAL ONE OF THE FAMOUS GOLDEN TRIO, ALSO KNOWN AS THE 'KING'. An article by Rita Skeeter."
- Is this what heartbreak feels like?, are Draco's thoughts: Hermione says that Draco and her would be good friends.
- Is this what heartbreak feels like?, are Draco's thoughts: She invites him to her wedding.
- Just Draco's POV at the wedding: "Start to breathe and fake a smile, it's all the same after a while."
- Just Draco's thoughts at the wedding: She should be walking the aisle up to me, not Weasley
- Just Draco's POV at the wedding: Hermione and Weasley kiss aka heartbreak.
- Draco that night at the manor: Angry, frustrated, in agony, drinking firewhiskey.
- Draco that night at the manor: Lucius writes that Draco has to have an offspring already - from a pureblood lady.
- Draco that night at the manor: He doesn't want to marry some pureblood bitch, he's not losing hope.
- Months later at work: Draco hasn't seen Hermione since the wedding, but still hopeful.
- Same day at work: Here she arrives, with a happy bright smile.
- Same day at work: With news that Draco found tragic.
- Same day at work: Pregnant. Hermione Granger pregnant with Weasley's child.
- Draco's POV: Lost hope.
- My life is now officially over. That's it. It's just DONE.
panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis:
we’re all like this weird combination of wade and sheen
With a dash of Vicky
And that vacuum that eats all the mother fucking food
And Arwin
and also that dude Spencer from iCarly
And a pinch of Oliver Oken
and a lot of Eric Foreman
God bless this post
And these are our everyday feels
For everything.
My main goal in life used to be to be happy for all of my life. Now it is to follow every true Harry Potter blog. And go to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. And go to England and take a tour of Hogwarts. Yes. Those are my ultimate goals in life. Those are the things I require to achieve my previous main goal. It’s pure logic.
November 2012
6 posts
Day 5: Favorite Hero
Sebastian? Really? A hero? Really? Yeah, that’s right, he’s a hero… He helped Ariel get her first kiss, he tried to keep her from going on to the land, and even when she disobeyed him and went on the land, he understood, and helped her through thick and thin. This crab is AMAZING.
Day 4: Favorite Prince
Prince Eric is my favorite….. hotness+kindness=ERIC
